Cowboy Church

We went to a Cowboy Church this morning at the Flying Cow Arena. It's a very large pole building, 3/4 of it is a dirt floor arena. One corner had folding chairs and picnic tables set up in front of a large fireplace with a wood fire going. Also in the corner was a 4 cowboy band playing gospel music. That part of the building was on a cement floor but with the doors open we had a couple dogs wandering around during the loose & casual Southern Baptist service. I did say casual and loose didn't I? The service was 1 1/2 hours but they had tons of rolls and coffee & tea all the time. Brother Clint's sermon was were he laid down the law.....no one bad mouths his new church, you don't like it go away, the congregation's job was to visit with & bring in new members. There were 150 to 200 people in attendance. Oh, at the end we were all invited to go outside when Brother Clint was baptizing by immersion a new member....in the horse trough. We had to watch for cow & pies in the parking lot. Quite interesting.